Once upon a time in a magical land, lions cavorted with lambs and unicorns munched on the fat of the sky. Harsh times befell this land. Winter has come. In addition, to these dystopian times the Chubby Unicorn can no longer be a beacon of peace and corpulence. Behold the Loaded Blood Slayer!
A monstrous reincarnation of the classic Loaded Chubby Unicorn. The Blood Slayer boasts rocker, wide W concave, functional wheel well flares, and nose and tail kicks to create an ergonomic platform for downhill destruction and freestyle fury. Built-in grab rails and recessed, angled truck mounts shave weight, lower your center of gravity, and keep your steering geometry true. Urethane sidewalls and new truck hole inserts, a basswood core, and a UHMW base provides abrasion resistance, durability, moisture resistance, and vibration damping.
The belly of the beast is sealed with a layer of UHMWPE, the material commonly used in slide pucks and snowboard bases. As a result, this dense material helps filter out some of the higher frequency road vibrations while also providing a layer of protection against abrasion and moisture.
A sidewall of high durometer urethane is poured around the board’s perimeter. Bonded to the wood and fiberglass skins, the sidewall protects the lightweight core and provides vibration damping throughout the entire board. The urethane formula has been carefully selected for its exceptional abrasion resistance, crisp pop, and resilience against hard impact. For the Blood Slayer, urethane truck hole inserts are added for damping and durability.
With a stealthy black, this board is ready to soar to its limit. Every single aspect of this board has been carefully designed and though through. As a result, this is only to provide the best performance for every rider. Overall, this is your overall slayer for every type of riding possible. Whether you’re cruising by the water, free styling your way across town, or charging down the gnarliest hills, this board will slay it all!
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After years of soul searching, our beloved Chubby Unicorn has acquired a new self-identity. It is darker than anything we could ever have imagined. In addition the Chubby Unicorn has transcended its doughy and cuddly ways to become the ultimate Cataclysm of Cuteness, the Devourer of Darkness, the Wrecker of Rainbows, the Slayer of Blood… THE BLOOD SLAYER.