Look, let’s be honest. You want to be cool. You want to sit with the popular kids in the cafeteria. You wanna go to that crazy party Chad is throwing and make out with Sarah. You think any of that’s gonna happen when you’re so mundane you like eating plain rice cakes and watching paint dry? Get some stickers and you’ll be drowning in popularity! People will beg you to hang out with them!
Look, everyone knows that guy who’s so monotonous they think that traffic jams are fun, prefers slow wifi and likes the shopping channel. Don’t be that guy! Get a dope sticker and reflect that inner badass! (Warning: May cause unexpected urges to ride fast sports cars and get laid.)
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