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Do you ever wonder why your whole life is so bland? Do you add extra salt to everything just so you can taste something? Well as a certified doctor, I’m prescribing a healthy dosage of dopeass stickers.
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Look, everyone knows that guy who’s so monotonous they think that traffic jams are fun, prefers slow wifi and likes the shopping channel. Don’t be that guy! Get a dope sticker and reflect that inner bad ass! (Warning: May cause unexpected urges to ride fast sports cars and get laid.)